Silvermania: Jokes

A man entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying "T-G-I-F (letters only)." He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T (letters only)." She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again. He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possible, "T-G-I-F" another time. The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F, Thank goodness Its Friday; get it?" The man replied, "S-H-I-T, Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."
(Courtesy of Lynn)

Q. What's the difference between a redneck zoo and a City zoo?
A. At a City zoo, next to each animal, there's a sign with both a common name and a scientific name. At a redneck zoo, next to each animal, there's a sign with both a common name and a recipe. (hee hee hee)
(Coutesy of Lisa F.)

Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
(Old as the wind...)

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says... "Why the long face?"
(Courtesy of Emily)

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