YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOO STRESSED IF...
- You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up.
- The Sun is too loud.
- Trees begin to chase you.
- You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
- You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip
solution of espresso.
- You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption
of coffee.
- You can hear mimes.
- You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that
you have said it before.
- You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
- Things become "Very Clear".
- You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.
- You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that
you have said it before.
- You begin speaking in a language that only you and Channelers can
understand.
- The less sense matter and matter is more than sense.
- You keep yelling"STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!" even though you are the only
one in the room.
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- You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that
you have said it before.
- Your heart beats in 7/8 time.
- You and Reality file for divorce.
- You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that
you have said it before.
- You can skip without a rope.
- It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
- You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that
you have said it before.
- You have great revelations concerning: Life, the Universe and
Everything else, but can't quite find the words for them before
the white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.
- You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that
you have said it before.
- You can travel without moving. Antacid tablets become your sole
source of nutrition.
- You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that
you have said it before.
- You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
- You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that
you have said it before.
- You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the people you
are talking to.
- You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that
you have said it before.
- Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted,
it was like losing your best friend.